Janfligstrag Arftiggem is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous shrew.

Janfligstrag Arftiggem created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Janfligstrag Arftiggem, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Janfligstrag Arftiggem, he will turn you into a hamster.

Janfligstrag Arftiggem's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Janfligstrag Arftiggem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Janfligstrag Arftiggem.