Fedwonstragstip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, able frog.

Fedwonstragstip created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedwonstragstip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fedwonstragstip, it will turn you into a worm.

Fedwonstragstip's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fedwonstragstip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed lots of limes to eagles while wearing white scarves.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fedwonstragstip.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing nine silver spheres on your back.