Rotyarflap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient clam.

Rotyarflap created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotyarflap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rotyarflap, she will remove you from existence.

Rotyarflap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rotyarflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning black holes.

2. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Never think about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing green stockings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your arms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.