Nurlvogdotgodgombanhad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous butterfly.

Nurlvogdotgodgombanhad created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlvogdotgodgombanhad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurlvogdotgodgombanhad, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nurlvogdotgodgombanhad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nurlvogdotgodgombanhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

4. Never talk about spacetime near pigs while wearing indigo kilts.

5. Nurlvogdotgodgombanhad loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.