Zimlintif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful toad.

Zimlintif created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimlintif, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zimlintif, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zimlintif's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Zimlintif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Zimlintif loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not stand on grass.