Rawquatnarlhud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy gnu.

Rawquatnarlhud created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawquatnarlhud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rawquatnarlhud, she will come to you in dreams.

Rawquatnarlhud's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rawquatnarlhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Never sing in the presence of hamsters.