Fompaglak is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless wyvern.

Fompaglak created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fompaglak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fompaglak, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fompaglak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fompaglak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed tomatoes to goats while wearing turquoise rings.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about black holes.