Podpidzog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable squirrel.

Podpidzog created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podpidzog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Podpidzog, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Podpidzog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Podpidzog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Never approach forests carrying clay.

3. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Always stare at clouds.