Higmot is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow
beaver.
Higmot created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Higmot, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Higmot, she will torture you forever.
Higmot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Higmot's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about solid mechanics.
2. Worship no other gods but Higmot.
3. Never feed cucumbers to ants while wearing orange dresses.
4. Do not hurt tortoises.
5. Do not keep five shrews in a large pit.