Higmot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow beaver.

Higmot created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higmot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Higmot, she will torture you forever.

Higmot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Higmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Worship no other gods but Higmot.

3. Never feed cucumbers to ants while wearing orange dresses.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Do not keep five shrews in a large pit.