Negkanlistfabdutbim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful raven.

Negkanlistfabdutbim created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negkanlistfabdutbim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negkanlistfabdutbim, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Negkanlistfabdutbim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Negkanlistfabdutbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Never cross forests at dawn.