Tenveenfigsafrilnignurt is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous wyrm.

Tenveenfigsafrilnignurt created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenveenfigsafrilnignurt, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenveenfigsafrilnignurt, he will turn you into a slug.

Tenveenfigsafrilnignurt's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tenveenfigsafrilnignurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tenveenfigsafrilnignurt.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tenveenfigsafrilnignurt.

5. Never sing in holy places.