Pidbunveg Yartnuttpod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous jackal.

Pidbunveg Yartnuttpod created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidbunveg Yartnuttpod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pidbunveg Yartnuttpod, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Pidbunveg Yartnuttpod's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pidbunveg Yartnuttpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.
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