Sannartyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, weak guinea pig.

Sannartyarp created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sannartyarp, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sannartyarp, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sannartyarp's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Sannartyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sannartyarp.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.