Yattbodjoploop is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, strong hare.

Yattbodjoploop created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattbodjoploop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yattbodjoploop, it will turn you into a rat.

Yattbodjoploop's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yattbodjoploop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing brown scarves and balancing three gold spheres on your head.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yattbodjoploop.