Dingepdan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, emotional crocodile.

Dingepdan created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Dingepdan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dingepdan, it will torture you forever.

Dingepdan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dingepdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always wash your head before prayer.

3. Never mix oranges with water.

4. Do not prepare grapes while wearing hats.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.