Karsitlik is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, dishonest shrew.

Karsitlik created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karsitlik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Karsitlik, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Karsitlik's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Karsitlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black skirts.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Never talk about dark energy.
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