Fadsigbid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, astonishing horse.

Fadsigbid created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadsigbid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fadsigbid, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fadsigbid's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fadsigbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fadsigbid.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must pray to Fadsigbid nine times a day.

5. Never wear boots.