Badnutxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow horse.

Badnutxuck created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badnutxuck, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Badnutxuck, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Badnutxuck's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Badnutxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Badnutxuck.

2. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Always act with obedience.