Pog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast deer.

Pog created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pog, she will turn you into a dog.

Pog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pog.

2. Erect three nickel sculptures of Pog on top of important buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Never feed lemons to sharks while wearing shirts.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing white scarves.