Litlipcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast rhinoceros.

Litlipcuss created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Litlipcuss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Litlipcuss, she will turn you into a rock.

Litlipcuss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Litlipcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wear white.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never mention bats.