Zengethug is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish chinchilla.

Zengethug created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zengethug, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zengethug, it will turn you into a slug.

Zengethug's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zengethug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zengethug on top of all buildings.

4. Never paint your back yellow.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.