Spaggamcet is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane centaur.

Spaggamcet created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Spaggamcet, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Spaggamcet, it will turn you into a duck.

Spaggamcet's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Spaggamcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of badgers.

2. Always maintain purity during holy days.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.