Tigguppog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous salamander.

Tigguppog created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tigguppog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tigguppog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tigguppog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tigguppog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away if eight geese approach from the east.

4. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the south.

5. Do not speak about cherries.