Bethogwip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, temperamental wombat.

Bethogwip created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bethogwip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bethogwip, she will manifest in front of you.

Bethogwip's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bethogwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

3. Never mix bananas with oil.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.