Boncapwadfemtonponpitpas Yattgodced is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective cobra.

Boncapwadfemtonponpitpas Yattgodced created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Boncapwadfemtonponpitpas Yattgodced, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boncapwadfemtonponpitpas Yattgodced, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Boncapwadfemtonponpitpas Yattgodced's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Boncapwadfemtonponpitpas Yattgodced's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to gulls while wearing ear rings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not travel during summer.