Ingsishig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring raven.

Ingsishig created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingsishig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ingsishig, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ingsishig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ingsishig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.