Parklandid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tranquil squirrel.

Parklandid created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parklandid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Parklandid, it will remove you from existence.

Parklandid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Parklandid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Worship no other gods but Parklandid.

3. Parklandid loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Pray towards the north.