Parklandid is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, tranquil
squirrel.
Parklandid created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Parklandid, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Parklandid, it will remove you from existence.
Parklandid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Parklandid's Holy Commandments1. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the east.
2. Worship no other gods but Parklandid.
3. Parklandid loves frogs, so they must be respected.
4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.
5. Pray towards the north.