Vedjonbut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring fish.

Vedjonbut created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedjonbut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vedjonbut, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vedjonbut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vedjonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Put Vedjonbut first in all things.