Xucyoktadkon is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, unthinking
deer.
Xucyoktadkon created dark matter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xucyoktadkon, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Xucyoktadkon, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Xucyoktadkon's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Xucyoktadkon's Holy Commandments1. Never mention capybaras.
2. Run away if seven great tits approach from the east.
3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.