Hanbastominbot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring goose.

Hanbastominbot created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbastominbot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hanbastominbot, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hanbastominbot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hanbastominbot's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away from brown aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.