Dadcipditvagshav is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered wren.

Dadcipditvagshav created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dadcipditvagshav, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dadcipditvagshav, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dadcipditvagshav's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dadcipditvagshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.