Padmifnurflag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident dog.

Padmifnurflag created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padmifnurflag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Padmifnurflag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Padmifnurflag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Padmifnurflag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.