Lundibmob is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient newt.

Lundibmob created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lundibmob, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lundibmob, he will not care.

Lundibmob's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Lundibmob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never feed beans to capybaras while wearing tights.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Do not keep seven sheep in a large pit.