Dimbingof is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident chicken.

Dimbingof created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbingof, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dimbingof, he will ignore you.

Dimbingof's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dimbingof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimbingof.

5. Dimbingof must be the most important thing in your life.