Disshapyar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous lobster.

Disshapyar created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disshapyar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Disshapyar, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Disshapyar's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Disshapyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to otters while wearing shorts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.