Gedgetdob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient dugong.

Gedgetdob created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedgetdob, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gedgetdob, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gedgetdob's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gedgetdob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta mice, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

4. Run away if six ants approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.