Funlagbid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish zebra.

Funlagbid created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funlagbid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Funlagbid, she will turn you into a rock.

Funlagbid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Funlagbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta shoes on sacred days.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

4. Do not name children after grasshopers.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.