Nartflighab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring owl.

Nartflighab created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartflighab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nartflighab, she will be very sad.

Nartflighab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nartflighab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help monkeys.