Middublip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful narwhal.

Middublip created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Middublip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Middublip, he will be very sad.

Middublip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Middublip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Middublip.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Never mark doors with turquoise.