Gabflatsug is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered squid.

Gabflatsug created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabflatsug, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gabflatsug, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gabflatsug's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gabflatsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about dark energy near goats while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing eight zinc spheres on your feet.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Erect seven iron sculptures of Gabflatsug on top of important buildings.