Habtomquart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable tapir.

Habtomquart created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Habtomquart, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Habtomquart, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Habtomquart's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Habtomquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Never think about special relativity near squirrels while wearing white boots and balancing three titanium spheres on your head.

5. Never chant in autumn.