Mabhamtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, astonishing frog.

Mabhamtarg created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabhamtarg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mabhamtarg, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mabhamtarg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mabhamtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with green.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.