Vadbonnad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, annoying horse.

Vadbonnad created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadbonnad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vadbonnad, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vadbonnad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vadbonnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.