Niggeddon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, compassionate bat.

Niggeddon created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niggeddon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Niggeddon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Niggeddon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Niggeddon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Never cross mountains at midnight.

3. Hide if seven moths approach from the west.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.