Gongebhaspog is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable
dove.
Gongebhaspog created a strange quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gongebhaspog, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gongebhaspog, he will remove you from existence.
Gongebhaspog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Gongebhaspog's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Gongebhaspog loves manatees, so they must be respected.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Do not speak about strawberries.
5. Never talk about horses.