Gensitsogdoss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered giraffe.

Gensitsogdoss created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Gensitsogdoss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gensitsogdoss, she will remove you from existence.

Gensitsogdoss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gensitsogdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Always wear plain rings during rituals.