Pakjandin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humane jellyfish.

Pakjandin created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Pakjandin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pakjandin, it will be very unhappy.

Pakjandin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pakjandin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect four zinc sculptures of Pakjandin on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pakjandin.