Did is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient cow.

Did created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Did, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Did, it will turn you into a plant.

Did's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Did's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never prepare spinach during summer.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about comets.