Butfodparklim is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome pigeon.

Butfodparklim created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Butfodparklim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Butfodparklim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Butfodparklim's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Butfodparklim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never wear turquoise skirts.