Henhuglap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish donkey.

Henhuglap created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henhuglap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Henhuglap, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Henhuglap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Henhuglap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near mites.

2. Never talk about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing black dresses.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never sprint in winter.