Ganhogdin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, able hyena.

Ganhogdin created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganhogdin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ganhogdin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ganhogdin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ganhogdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must pray to Ganhogdin nine times a day.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ganhogdin.

5. Do not covet oxen.