Pibcetwab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident butterfly.

Pibcetwab created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibcetwab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pibcetwab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Pibcetwab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pibcetwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Never paint your hands black.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to doves while wearing purple tights.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.