Padartfun Bamnuttgil is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, egotistical lion.

Padartfun Bamnuttgil created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padartfun Bamnuttgil, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Padartfun Bamnuttgil, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Padartfun Bamnuttgil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Padartfun Bamnuttgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Worship no other gods but Padartfun Bamnuttgil.