Tafvedkap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy turtle.

Tafvedkap created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafvedkap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tafvedkap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tafvedkap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tafvedkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tafvedkap on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.