Spagsas is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong chinchilla.

Spagsas created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Spagsas, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Spagsas, she will turn you into a tree.

Spagsas' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Spagsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.