Bossnarjarn is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, all-powerful
walrus.
Bossnarjarn created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bossnarjarn, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Bossnarjarn, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Bossnarjarn's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Bossnarjarn's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Bossnarjarn loves snakes, so they must be respected.
4. Never think about stars.
5. Goats are not to be trusted.