Tomjancemlak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered warg.

Tomjancemlak created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomjancemlak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tomjancemlak, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tomjancemlak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tomjancemlak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Tomjancemlak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always stare at clouds.