Omindusstig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm crocodile.

Omindusstig created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omindusstig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Omindusstig, it will destroy your home planet.

Omindusstig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Omindusstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Never feed melons to goats while wearing trousers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omindusstig.

5. Do not commit murder.