Bodfidvon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain rhinoceros.

Bodfidvon created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bodfidvon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bodfidvon, it will strike you with lightening.

Bodfidvon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bodfidvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Never feed wheat to tapirs while wearing coats.

5. Fast once a month.