Lopmotton is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, clever frog.

Lopmotton created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Lopmotton, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lopmotton, it will have a low opinion of you.

Lopmotton's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Lopmotton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Never talk about special relativity near rats while wearing magenta kilts.