Sanmegdab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful frog.

Sanmegdab created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanmegdab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sanmegdab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sanmegdab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sanmegdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Sanmegdab loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never sing in holy places.