Fonjipfar is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic aardvark.

Fonjipfar created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonjipfar, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fonjipfar, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fonjipfar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fonjipfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.