Tettinibxenwodominkemtomtik is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive dragonfly.

Tettinibxenwodominkemtomtik created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Tettinibxenwodominkemtomtik, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tettinibxenwodominkemtomtik, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tettinibxenwodominkemtomtik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tettinibxenwodominkemtomtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to otters while wearing cyan shorts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Run away from purple tapirs, for they are unholy.