Zigdibzod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, strong faun.

Zigdibzod created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigdibzod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zigdibzod, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zigdibzod's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Zigdibzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never wear orange scarves on sacred days.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Do not sing at mountains.