Fumyokdoss Fobhapapp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humane wyrm.

Fumyokdoss Fobhapapp created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumyokdoss Fobhapapp, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fumyokdoss Fobhapapp, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fumyokdoss Fobhapapp's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fumyokdoss Fobhapapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare turnips while wearing trousers.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Pray only in darkness.