Kopfunpak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able duck.

Kopfunpak created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopfunpak, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kopfunpak, he will destroy your favourite star.

Kopfunpak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kopfunpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about special relativity near monkeys while wearing black rings and balancing six iron spheres on your head.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.