Dotwodjig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, uncaring unicorn.

Dotwodjig created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotwodjig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dotwodjig, he will laugh at you.

Dotwodjig's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dotwodjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.