Rowotjen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty rhinoceros.

Rowotjen created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowotjen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowotjen, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rowotjen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rowotjen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven ducks approach from the north.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.